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I was masturbating the other day furiously, and smacked the head of it against a book shelf…?

It was a dumb thing to do, but I got swept up in the moment. Now the head of my penis is reddish purple and it hurts when I pee. It’s also starting to smell bad, but that could be because I have been afraid to wash it. How do I fix my wiener? Should I smack it against the book shelf again to offset the first time or something?

LMAO..you should NOT smack it again…

WASH IT! Then stop wanking for a while, take it easy, and let it heal. If the bruise doesn’t go away, seek medical attention (seriously!).

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Melissa & Doug Shape, Model and Mold $11.13 The Melissa and Doug Shape, Model, and Mold Kit includes everything your little one needs to create fun, clay creations! Offering hours of imaginative fun, each kit includes 4 tubs of modeling dough, molded lids, a patterned wheel press, 5 wooden stamping cubes, and 3 patterned rolling pins. Children will have a blast rolling, cutting, pressing, and shaping their way to fun!...

Seville Classics 17-1/2-Inch by 7-1/2-Inch by 18-1/2-Inch Cabinet Organizer, Chrome $15.97 Keep all your kitchenware, small appliances and other cookware handy with this durable chrome-plated cabinet shelf. Each shelf holds up to 44 -Pound. evenly distributed and adjustable in height at one inch interval. Item includes adjustable leveling feet for support and balance. The cabinet shelf measures 17-1/2-Inch long by 7-1/2-Inch deep by 18-1/2-Inch tall and weighs six pounds....

Black Contact Paper, 18 x 75' $21.13 Adds decorative accents to any horizontal or vertical surface. Each roll features an easy-to-peel liner and an adhesive that allows it to be repositioned during installation without leaving a sticky residue. It’s easy to apply, easy to remove, and easy to keep clean. Simply cut to length and shape for a custom application....

Come Away With Me $5.24 It is not just the timbre of Norah Jones's voice that is mature beyond her 22 years. Her assured phrasing and precise time are more often found in older singers as well. She is instantly recognizable, blending shades of Billie Holiday and Nina Simone without sounding like anyone but herself. Any way you slice it, she is a singer to be reckoned with. Her readings of the Hank Williams classic "Cold ...

The Bodyguard: Original Soundtrack Album $5.17 At the time of its release, this was the watershed for soundtracks, selling a kazillion copies. It documents Whitney Houston's character in the Kevin Costner movie, which required Houston to play only herself (although one hopes she wouldn't end up with someone as smarmy as Costner). The album is as much a testament to the production of Babyface who, through the mid-1990s, actually was the mainstr...

Jagged Little Pill $4.10 Her intensely personal lyrics grabbed the headlines, but the bravest departure here is the way Morissette's unique vocals stand naked in the mix--a technique that drives home the painful honesty of tracks like "Right Through You," "Forgiven," and "All I Really Want." Sheryl Crow or an earthier Tori Amos are fair analogies, but Morissette is a genuine original with a rare ability to make listeners ...

Corner 5-tier Book Shelf/ Display Cabinet $77.99 Capitalize on unused corner space with the 5-tier corner book shelf/ display cabinetMedia bookshelf features five shelves that easily display your keepsakes and treasuresFurniture is constructed of wood with a cherry finish

Four-tier Book Shelf/ Display Cabinet $176.99 Bring clean lines and graceful proportions to your home with mission-style four-tier bookshelfLiving room furniture will serve you handsomely for yearsFurniture features four shelves

Three-tier Book Shelf/ Display Cabinet $151.99 Bring clean lines and graceful proportions to your home with Mission Style three-tier bookshelfLiving room furniture will serve you handsomely for yearsFurniture features three shelves

Shelf,Book,Open,36" $105.99 SHELF,BOOK,OPEN,36"

Shelf,Book,Open,42,Taupe $109.99 SHELF,BOOK,OPEN,42,TAUPE

Classroom Keepers Book Shelf $20.24 Classroom Keepers Book Shelf

My Favorite Book-Shelf $21.45 My Favorite Book-Shelf

The Koren Jerusalem Book Shelf $71.28 The Koren Jerusalem Book Shelf