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I was masturbating the other day furiously, and smacked the head of it against a book shelf…?

It was a dumb thing to do, but I got swept up in the moment. Now the head of my penis is reddish purple and it hurts when I pee. It’s also starting to smell bad, but that could be because I have been afraid to wash it. How do I fix my wiener? Should I smack it against the book shelf again to offset the first time or something?

LMAO..you should NOT smack it again…

WASH IT! Then stop wanking for a while, take it easy, and let it heal. If the bruise doesn’t go away, seek medical attention (seriously!).

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Seville Classics 17-1/2-Inch by 7-1/2-Inch by 18-1/2-Inch Cabinet Organizer, Chrome $15.97 Keep all your kitchenware, small appliances and other cookware handy with this durable chrome-plated cabinet shelf. Each shelf holds up to 44 -Pound. evenly distributed and adjustable in height at one inch interval. Item includes adjustable leveling feet for support and balance. The cabinet shelf measures 17-1/2-Inch long by 7-1/2-Inch deep by 18-1/2-Inch tall and weighs six pounds....

Ronco FD1005WHGEN 5-Tray Electric Food Dehydrator $31.99 Roncoâ"¢ 5-Tray Electric Food Dehydrator - Save money and time by creating your own healthy or low carb snacks quickly and easily at home with the Ronco 5-tray electric food dehydrator. It's a snap to whip up a batch of beef or turkey jerky, banana, pineapple or apple snacks, dried vegetables or herbs, homemade yogurt - or so much more. The included instructional booklet tells you how. White. ...

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